I Hear The Secrets That He Keeps.....

When he's talking in his sleep da na na na na na na, okay I LOVED that song! For those of you that have no idea what song I'm talking about I say sawwreee!

This did not happen recently, but is still "blog worthy".

Hunk and I were peacefully sleeping. Did you catch that? Peacefully! Which means this story was "pre-children", many moons ago. Okay, so I was way into la la land. Dreaming of my happy place with miniature ponies and beaches. This is where my inner bikini model lives.

A sharp pain in my arm wakes me from my dream state. I look over at Hunk, he was sitting up in bed scowling. "Where did you put it!?" He screams. Still half a sleep, I ask "What? Where?".
"I put them right there!" His arm points to an empty corner of our bedroom. "Where did you put them?!" "What the hell are you talking about?" I ask. "The nebba eba nabbigins" I'm fully awake, now and realize that once again my lovely husband is talking in is sleep, I play along. "The what?" I ask. Hunk grunts, "the nebba eba nabbigins, where are they, I put them right there!" Again, he points to the same empty corner. I begin thinking to myself, what are nebba eba nabbigins? By this point Hunk is getting VERY frustrated. "Where are the nebba eba nabbigins? I put them right there!"

"What is a nebba eba nabbigin?" I ask. Hunk replies speaking very slowly "n e b b a- e b a- n a b b i g i n s! Where are they! I put them right there!" "What is a nebba eba nabbigin?" I ask again, this time a little more forceful. "N e v e r- e n d i n g- n a p k i n s! I Put them right there!" I burst out laughing, and almost peed my pants!! I ask him for clarification, " never ending napkins?" "Yes, where are they?" he snaps. "Oh, I put them on the table over there." I say to him, pointing to the other empty corner. "Okay." He says, rolls over and begins to snore.

I was up for another half an hour laughing my you-know-what off!! Of course the next morning I told him all about it, to which he replied.."Whatever! You're making it up!"

Sorry to say......not even I could make that up!!